Hi, I'm Giovanna, I like cute stuff, music and older men.
Supernatural; Season 9.||
- Mads Mikkelsen,
- Christoph Waltz
- Led Zeppelin
- Marlon Brando
- OLDER MEN.
and so on.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
I literally have no response to this.
Oh god, the sound I made was so inhuman, seriously
"She always said angels were watching over me. Bet she never thought I’d end up watching over an angel myself."
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
"And he does have your sort of antisocial energy doesn’t he?" [x]
All the fucking awards to this guy for managing to stay perfectly in character beside Misha Friggin’ Collins!!!
I will literally never get used to me popping up on my dash ever.
who picked this stock photo.
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
accidentally typing olay instead of okay
accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
3. Fuck every single person
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS